Pyramidia

When Harriet moves to Bentwood to teach gifted students, her new life doesn't go as planned. Between her haunted rental and her oddball neighbor, Lucy-who literally won't go away-Harriet is left questioning her own sanity. The beautiful Kelsey, whom she meets at the farmers market, offers the distraction she needs. Well, that, and the town's Multi-Level Marketing (MLM)-or pyramid-scheme.

The enigmatic group of women selling wellness in the form of Serenitea, with their perfect hair, flawless skin, and piercing eyes. She is drawn to the tea, the wellness, the tranquility... So what if she has to sell a few bags of tea?

You have a new descendant.

Sinking deeper into Serenitea, Harriet can't stop drinking the tea.

She keeps getting emails about new descendants-whatever the hell that means-and the gym teacher, Harold, is giving serious pervy vibes. Even Lucy joins the MIM despite claiming the women are vampires. None of that matters, though, because Serenitea makes her feel..well. Tranquil.

Until Lucy disappears and Harriet's world begins to crumble.

Is Serenitea really a bunch of beautiful vampires? So what if they are? How far will Harriet go for tranquility?

Are you well?

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Pyramidia

When Harriet moves to Bentwood to teach gifted students, her new life doesn't go as planned. Between her haunted rental and her oddball neighbor, Lucy-who literally won't go away-Harriet is left questioning her own sanity. The beautiful Kelsey, whom she meets at the farmers market, offers the distraction she needs. Well, that, and the town's Multi-Level Marketing (MLM)-or pyramid-scheme.

The enigmatic group of women selling wellness in the form of Serenitea, with their perfect hair, flawless skin, and piercing eyes. She is drawn to the tea, the wellness, the tranquility... So what if she has to sell a few bags of tea?

You have a new descendant.

Sinking deeper into Serenitea, Harriet can't stop drinking the tea.

She keeps getting emails about new descendants-whatever the hell that means-and the gym teacher, Harold, is giving serious pervy vibes. Even Lucy joins the MIM despite claiming the women are vampires. None of that matters, though, because Serenitea makes her feel..well. Tranquil.

Until Lucy disappears and Harriet's world begins to crumble.

Is Serenitea really a bunch of beautiful vampires? So what if they are? How far will Harriet go for tranquility?

Are you well?

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Pyramidia

Pyramidia

by Stephanie Sanders-Jacob
Pyramidia

Pyramidia

by Stephanie Sanders-Jacob

Overview

When Harriet moves to Bentwood to teach gifted students, her new life doesn't go as planned. Between her haunted rental and her oddball neighbor, Lucy-who literally won't go away-Harriet is left questioning her own sanity. The beautiful Kelsey, whom she meets at the farmers market, offers the distraction she needs. Well, that, and the town's Multi-Level Marketing (MLM)-or pyramid-scheme.

The enigmatic group of women selling wellness in the form of Serenitea, with their perfect hair, flawless skin, and piercing eyes. She is drawn to the tea, the wellness, the tranquility... So what if she has to sell a few bags of tea?

You have a new descendant.

Sinking deeper into Serenitea, Harriet can't stop drinking the tea.

She keeps getting emails about new descendants-whatever the hell that means-and the gym teacher, Harold, is giving serious pervy vibes. Even Lucy joins the MIM despite claiming the women are vampires. None of that matters, though, because Serenitea makes her feel..well. Tranquil.

Until Lucy disappears and Harriet's world begins to crumble.

Is Serenitea really a bunch of beautiful vampires? So what if they are? How far will Harriet go for tranquility?

Are you well?

Product Details

ISBN-13: 9780645763874
Publisher: Slashic Horror Press
Publication date: 02/15/2024
Pages: 362
Product dimensions: 5.50(w) x 8.50(h) x 0.90(d)

About the Author

Stephanie Sanders-Jacob is the author of Singing All the Way Up, a novel about an alleged alien abductee's search for the truth, and Pyramidia, a horror story featuring vampires, #girlbosses, and pyramid schemes. Her short fiction has been featured by No Bad Books Press, Books of Horror, Hearth & Coffin, Mixer, Mosaic, and Ether Arts. She enjoys all things weird and loves a complicated, morally-ambiguous character. She does not like multi-level marketing.

An award-winning actress, Eve Passeltiner has appeared on stage in New York, Boston, and Vermont in Pulitzer Prize-winning plays as well as classics and comedies. Eve is equally at home in the voice-over booth, where in addition to being part of an AudioFile Earphones Award-winning audiobook, she's been in Audie-, SOVAS-, and Independent Audiobook Award-nominated productions. Narrating for USA Today and New York Times bestselling authors, she is known for her rich voice and telling the stories of trailblazing women who have grit, wit, and smarts. Eve also voiced the Washington Post's Webby Award honoree The Women of Kabul, plus a plethora of video game characters. She loves playing sports and playing scientists; making art and maple syrup; and making time for adventures in Montana, Utah, or Italy. And she still loves a good walk in the concrete canyons of Manhattan.
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