Random Synapses: Misfirings from a Cluttered Mind

For the irreverent among us in need of a laugh, Random Synapses offers an eclectic round-up of funny short stories and relatable reflections about life's milestones and quirks. Is beer effective for pest control? What if condoms set the mood with their own soundtrack? Are washable crayons tantamount to child abuse? What's the secret to that speed-walking hip sway? And what's that furry green thing growing at the back of the fridge If you've ever appreciated an essay by Dave Barry, you'll be...