Red Rover, Red Rover...I Dare You to Come Over

I acquired my 357 Smith & Wesson Magnum when I was nine years old during a very dark time from a violent rapist murderer and pedophile.

My two sisters, my two best friends and me, when we wasn't fighting over the only swing we always played a game called "Red Rover, Red Rover I Dare You To Come Over." A game where you hold hands and dare the other kids to break through, but the game turned into "Red Rover, Red Rover I'll Bring My 357 Over" that I played by myself.

A gross, sweaty, fat, old ma...