Rules for Aging: A Wry and Witty Guide to Life

Rules for Aging: A Wry and Witty Guide to Life

by Roger Rosenblatt

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Overview


Acclaimed and beloved prize-winning essayist Roger Rosenblatt has commented on most of the trends and events of our time. His columns in Time magazine and his commentaries on PBS's News Hour with Jim Lehrer have made him a household word and a trusted friend of millions. With a wry sense of humor and inimitable wit, Rosenblatt offers here guidelines for aging that are both easy to understand and, more importantly, easy to implement.

More and more in the news today, we are hearing about phenomenal advances in the "fight against aging." But what Rosenblatt suggests to combat age is far more valuable than any scientific breakthrough-he breaks down the hardest part of aging, the mental anguish of growing older with fifty-four gems of funny, brilliant, wise, indispensable advice.

A book to savor, a book to keep, and a book for all ages.

This little guide is intended for people who wish to age successfully, or at all. . . . One may think of this work as a how-to book, akin to many health guides published these days, whose purpose is to prolong our lives and make them richer. That is the aim of my book, too. -from the Introduction

And this is just the start of Roger Rosenblatt's charming and thought-provoking guide to surviving the episodes that shamelessly shave years off of our lives. With a wry sense of humor and peerless wit, Rules for Aging provides guidance that is, hands down, the most practical, pleasurable and, most importantly, painless advice you'll ever receive. As Rosenblatt writes, "When I urge you to refrain from a certain thought or course of action, I do not mean to suggest that you are in any way wrong if you do the opposite. I mean only to say that you will suffer."

Rule #1: It doesn't matter
Whatever you think matters-doesn't. Follow this rule, and it will add decades to your life. It does not matter if you are late, or early; if you are here, or if you are there; if you said it, or did not say it; if you were clever, or if you were stupid; if you are having a bad hair day, or a no hair day; if your boss looks at you cockeyed; if your girlfriend or boyfriend looks at you cockeyed; if you don't get that promotion, or prize, or house, or if you do. It doesn't matter.

Product Details

ISBN-13: 9780156013604
Publisher: Houghton Mifflin Harcourt
Publication date: 11/01/2001
Edition description: First Edition
Pages: 176
Sales rank: 187,853
Product dimensions: 5.50(w) x 7.50(h) x 0.48(d)

About the Author


Winner of a Robert F. Kennedy Book Prize, a Peabody Award, an Emmy, and two Polk awards, Roger Rosenblatt is University Professor of Writing at Long Island University Southampton College. He writes essays for Time magazine and for The News Hour with Jim Lehrer. He lives in Manhattan and Quogue, Long Island.

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Rule #1: It doesn't matter
Whatever you think matters-doesn't. Follow this rule, and it will add decades to your life. It does not matter if you are late, or early; if you are here, or if you are there; if you said it, or did not say it; if you were clever, or if you were stupid; if you are having a bad hair day, or a no hair day; if your boss looks at you cockeyed; if your girlfriend or boyfriend looks at you cockeyed; if you don't get that promotion, or prize, or house, or if you do. It doesn't matter.

What People are Saying About This

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"A hilarious guide to life . . . Bottom Line: Laughter and wisdom."-People
"More applicable and more hilarious than Morrie's. Really."
-Detroit Free Press
"A humorous, thinking man's self-help book. It is written as a guide for those in the younger generation who want to learn from the mistakes of their elders."-Newsday

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Rules for Aging: A Wry and Witty Guide to Life 3.3 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 7 reviews.
literateintheUS More than 1 year ago
I laughed, I cried, I wish this jewel of a book were 200 pages longer! Seriously, it is a fun read, and I highly recommend it no matter what your age.....
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Not whar i expected, butthis book had good advise nda
Katya0133 on LibraryThing More than 1 year ago
A funny collection of life's lessons. I particularly agree with Rosenblatt's admonition not to be clever at someone else's expense.
clark.hallman on LibraryThing More than 1 year ago
A short book that includes both humorous and useful rules for coping with stresses, including relationships and insecurities. Nobody is thinking about you. They are thinking about themselves-just like you.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Funny way to see things, but true. No one really cares and sometimes you are wasting your own time trying to care!!! Fun to read!!!
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