Santa Has a Six-Pack
By Erin Mallon
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By Erin Mallon
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"A 'World's Fittest Santa' contest? Please tell me you're joking."
My store manager is in fact not joking.
All I want for Christmas this year is to finally quit my job and figure out what the hell I'm doing with my life. Instead, here I am, lap-testing sexy, shirtless men in fake white beards while hundreds of horny mall shoppers watch.
A dream come true for some women, I'm sure.
For me? This is my personal nightmare.
As a former professional dancer, my days of excessive exercise and counting ...
My store manager is in fact not joking.
All I want for Christmas this year is to finally quit my job and figure out what the hell I'm doing with my life. Instead, here I am, lap-testing sexy, shirtless men in fake white beards while hundreds of horny mall shoppers watch.
A dream come true for some women, I'm sure.
For me? This is my personal nightmare.
As a former professional dancer, my days of excessive exercise and counting ...



