→ What’s the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
→ What’s green and yellow and eats nuts?
→ What’s pink, black and has 17 nipples?
The trash can behind the cancer ward.
→ What do Jersey girls use as protection during sex?
→ Did you hear that McDonald’s is coming out with a McJackson burger?
It’s a 50-year-old piece of meat in a 12-year-old bun.
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About the Author
Rob Manuel is co-founded B3ta.com, a highly successful online community of people sharing sick jokes, twisted cartoons and irreverent animation. He takes great proud in the London Guardian's review describing the site as a "puerile digital arts community." He lives in North London.
Table of Contents
Celebrity Jokes 1
Sex and Shit 49
Religion and Racism 89
Illness and Mortality 111
Jokes with no home 141