Shake That Booty, Then Laugh It Off

This book is full of short vignettes about my life, my loves, and the enormous amount of good luck that I have experienced. This is a book that you can pick up and put down easily because the stories are short. It would make a great book to take to the bathroom, as well as on a vacation. Here is a very short example of what you might find in this book.

"I can’t remember if I told you about buying my first silk thong. It is black and there is not much to it. It probably will be the only thon...