SISTERS OF MISFORTUNE., THE: A Novel of Witchcraft, Bad Decisions, and Fermented Dairy Products.

Three witches. Three ancient traditions. One ritual that was supposed to guarantee eternal youth, unlimited luck in love, and a lifetime supply of free food.

Instead, Helga, Ivet, and Gertrude wake up on a lawn in contemporary Russia, staring at a sign that reads "GAS LAWN. FINE 5000 RUBLES." Their pentacles display "NO SERVICE." Their crystal ball has exploded like a jar of pickled cabbage. And the only magic that still works is Gertrude's ability to bake perfect bread.

To return home, t...