Smitty Gets Away with Murder!
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Smitty Lamortea comes from a long line of serial killers and all he wants in life is to find a nice girl to brainwash into becoming his significant other, so he can finally appease his tyrannical mother and continue the murderous trend for another generation, just like nature intended; this family satire is a cautious parable that poses humanity's beastly desire to kill and eat meat against the infinite moral landscape of creation by dissecting the meaning of the forbidden fruit into a vege...






















