STAGE Wars

Shem knows it's a bad idea to sword fight with TJ, his onstage nemesis. TJ clangs his theatrical sword against Shem's as if they are in a real battle and these are real swords. Shem parries. Trips. Crashes through the stage's broken trapdoor. TJ falls too. They both land in a twirling, whirling, souped-up golf cart. Professor Plunkmeyer's latest experiment? Blue lights pulse.
Followed by supersonic speeds. Then CRASH! When Shem finally opens his eyes, the computer screen reveals the year is ...