Stingwisher: Book One: Cigar Smoking Jerks from Outer Space

Bianca Lombardi is living on the edge. With excessive drinking and drug use about to destroy her life, she vows on her twenty-first birthday to clean up her act. But a cigar smoking jerk from outer space and a voluptuous prostitute with an axed-off face arrive unexpectedly to derail her plans.

Abducted by the Tultoromae--tobacco-loving extraterrestrials who have been decimated by a merciless enemy--Bianca is transported to an alien base deep beneath Earth's surface. Believing she is the key ...