Stoics, Epicureans, Believers, Oh My!

After legendary Greek philosophers like Socrates, Plato, and Aristotle left their mark on philosophy, many people just wanted to be happy. In order to find happiness, they had a few very different choices: pagan worship, calculated Stoicism, hedonistic Epicureanism, math, science, Roman culture, or something new that the Hebrews had to offer: monotheism. On which foundation will ancient people choose to build?