When two men "marry" each other, the odds of a female finding
Prince Charming decreases. Then, how does one react when
a national magazine prints this dire statistic:
A woman over forty has a better chance of being killed by
a terrorist than of getting married. The answer is to write a book...a collection
of hilarious essays with advice on dating, marriage, and a lot of other crazy nonsense...
then reenact the essays on YouTube!
When Anita was a hostage in a bank robbery, she wondered how this situation
impacted her odds! Of course, that was only if she didn't get shot! But
first--the getaway, the chase, crabby robbers, helicopters...
Was that Dog the Bounty Hunter coming to the rescue? What does "What Not to Wear"
have to do with this? Hang on for a crazy, wild ride!
This is an hysterical collection of essays that could change your life.
The Odds of Getting Married, Facial Punctuation, Blind Dates, Cooking,
Speed Dating, Internet, Camping, Beauty Secrets, lots more! Brilliantly witty.
Sage advice and insane conclusions.
Find out how to avoid wrinkles by just sleeping in the right position.
Do your refrigerator magnets reveal too much about you?
Try cucumbers on cellulite not just in salads. Want to meet people?
Discover plenty of unique ideas! Take a blues harmonica class--perform with
one of the world's biggest rock bands? Get on tv! How about sleeping with Johnny Depp?
Don't just stay at home and watch "My Big Fat Greek Wedding" for the 53rd time. This crazy,
funny book will give you hope, ideas and you'll laugh out loud. The book includes a website
to calculate your odds of getting married. Look at the world differently and more creatively!
Here's your guide!
|Series:||Stop Waiting for Prince Charming! He's Already Married to Bob Series|
|Sold by:||Barnes & Noble|
|File size:||399 KB|
|Age Range:||18 Years|
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As i got ready for Henrys wedding the next morning i had a new spring in my step. I even combed down my thick black hair. Nothing or anyone was going to dampen my spirets. I put on a black tux with a blue button up shirt under it with a black tie around my neck. I wore black tux pants with black shoes. I walked down shairs. Mom started messing with my tie. "Now that your finaly growing up, your growing up to fast." She started to cry. "Its ok mom. You'll always be my mom and i will allways be your little boy." She hugged me. We got into a carrage drawn by 8 white horses. Henry and his wife got in the one before us. I sat in the carrage with Emma, Neal, mom and dad. I was the only single one in there. But not for long. During the wedding Jennifer stood next to me. She looked so hot in her dress. Whenever she talked to me i was a loss for words. Finaly when it was over and we went to go eat, i got up infront of everyone. "Hey, can i have your attenchen!" Everyone quiet down and looked at me. "Ok first congradulations Henry. I hope you and your new wife have a life time of happieness ahead of you." The room exploded with clapping and chearing. "Next, i will need Jennifer up here please." She ceriously walked up to me. Behind my back i was messing with a box and inside it was a ring. I dropped on my left knee and opened the box. "Jennifer, would you like to become my wife?" I was starting to get ancance. But the she nodded. I stood ant hugged her. I heard a mix of Awwww's and clapping. And the rest was history. We got merried and had four wonderful kids. Julian, Julia, and the twins Jake and Jack. Henry ended up having two kids. William and J. P. And we lived happily ever after..... THE END
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