Stranded With the Alien King

On Alien Love Island, the days are hot, but the nights are scorching...
It's not every day I tie up an alien warrior king. It's because, in part, he put his hands down my pants to retrieve a top-secret package. Hey, where else was I going to put it? For some reason he's not telling me, he wants this mysterious package. My orders are to deliver it and not to him.

But when we're both kidnapped and dropped onto a deserted island, my plans for ringing his neck and then day-drinking shoot out the ...