Stuff I Wrote on BaceFook ('cause I can't use that other name)

I told my husband I was going to publish a book that included all the stuff I had posted on Facebook over the years. He said: “So you’re publishing a book that’s about...nothing?”

Yes...yes I guess I am. So dear readers this is a book about nothing. It took me fifteen years to write this nothing book but still it’s about something - I’m just not certain what. However this nothing book contains words about me and my random, though very occasionally orderly, ravings when I’m red-eyed at two AM...