Sunshine and Rainbows: The Crap Your Mama Never Told You

Our moms never said we'd be offered pre-chewed food or that we'd take that food gratefully, and even pretend to like it. They never mentioned that when a child with a cold sneezes, a long string of snot will form, and that said child ALWAYS swipes it on their arm or the couch, before you can find a tissue!! They never told us that we'd eat half of our breakfasts and lunches standing (or cold), or that we would long for the need to pee just so we could finally have some peace and quiet for 2...