SURVIVING MONDAY: A Guide to Caffeine, Optimism, and Not Calling in Sick

Is your Monday morning alarm the most traumatic sound in your weekly existence? Do you calculate exactly how many hours of sleep you'll get if you fall asleep "right now" every Sunday night? Have you ever considered faking your own death to avoid a Monday morning meeting?

You're not alone. Monday, humanity's most universally dreaded day, affects millions of workers worldwide with symptoms ranging from mild existential dread to acute caffeine dependency.

"Surviving Monday" is the hilariously p...