Tales from a Not-So-Perfect Pet Sitter (Dork Diaries Series #10)

Tales from a Not-So-Perfect Pet Sitter (Dork Diaries Series #10)

by Rachel Renée Russell

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Product Details

ISBN-13: 9781481457040
Publisher: Aladdin
Publication date: 10/20/2015
Series: Dork Diaries Series
Pages: 320
Sales rank: 17,157
Product dimensions: 5.70(w) x 8.10(h) x 1.40(d)
Lexile: 730L (what's this?)
Age Range: 9 - 12 Years

About the Author

Rachel Renée Russell is an attorney who prefers writing tween books to legal briefs. (Mainly because books are a lot more fun and pajamas and bunny slippers aren’t allowed in court.) Rachel lives in Chantilly, Virginia.

Rachel Renée Russell is an attorney who prefers writing tween books to legal briefs. (Mainly because books are a lot more fun and pajamas and bunny slippers aren’t allowed in court.) Rachel lives in Chantilly, Virginia.

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Dork Diaries 10

WEDNESDAY, APRIL 30—4:05 P.M. AT MY LOCKER


Okay, I’ve tried REALLY hard to be polite about all of this! But . . . SORRY!! I JUST CAN’T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!

If I hear MacKenzie Hollister’s name one more time, I’m going to . . . SCREAM!!!

I can’t believe everyone at this school is STILL talking about her. It’s like they’re obsessed or something!

“If MacKenzie were here, she’d LOVE this!”

“If MacKenzie were here, she’d HATE that!”

“This school will never be the same without MacKenzie!”

“OMG! I miss MacKenzie SO much!”

MACKENZIE! MACKENZIE! MACKENZIE !!



ME, HAVING A COMPLETE NERVOUS BREAKDOWN BECAUSE I’M SO SICK OF EVERYONE TALKING ABOUT MACKENZIE!

Listen up, people! MacKenzie’s been GONE for an entire week, and she’s NOT coming back!!

So cry yourself a river, build a bridge, and get over it already!!

Okay, I’ll admit it.

I was as shocked and surprised as everyone else when she left so abruptly.

But MacKenzie HATED MY GUTS and made my life totally MISERABLE.

And, to be honest, it seems like she’s STILL here.

I know this sounds weird, but it’s almost like I can FEEL her presence even now as I’m writing in my diary.

But that’s probably because the TACKY JUNK kids are leaving for her IS HOGGING UP ALL THE SPACE AT MY LOCKER !!!!



ME, TOTALLY DISGUSTED BY THE JUNK HOGGING UP MY SPACE !!

I’m sure she’s LOVING that her former ex-BFF, Jessica, turned her empty locker into a “We Miss You, MacKenzie!!” shrine, complete with its own Facebook page!

PUH-LEEZE!!

It’s obvious to me that MacKenzie is STILL manipulating students.

Especially after that very pathetic and overdramatic FAREWELL LETTER she e-mailed to our school newspaper this morning.

The editor actually published it online for the entire school to read.

OMG! MacKenzie went on and on about how she was tired of the needless suffering and had decided to end it all by moving on to a much better place.

I’m sure she said all that stuff to make everyone feel SORRY for her.

Just in case I decide to EXPOSE all the TERRIBLE things she did before she left.

Just thinking about all this is making me so ANGRY I could chew . . . ROCKS !!

I know I probably shouldn’t say this, because it’s kind of rude. MacKenzie reminds me of one of those disposable baby diapers!! Why?



THEY’RE BOTH PLASTIC, TOTALLY SELF-ABSORBED, AND FULL OF POOP!!

I STILL haven’t gotten over all the mean stuff MacKenzie did. Like stealing my diary, breaking into my Miss Know-It-All website, sending really mean fake advice letters to students, and spreading lies and nasty rumors.

And now SHE’S playing the victim just because of a silly video someone sent around of her freaking out over a bug in her hair?! Yeah, right!

Anyway, MacKenzie ended her so-called suffering at Westchester Country Day Middle School by moving on to a so-called better place. . . .

Namely, North Hampton Hills International Academy!

It’s a really posh prep school for the children of celebs, politicians, business tycoons, and royalty. Although, now that I think about it, MacKenzie just might fit in with the royalty at that school.

Because she’s the biggest DRAMA QUEEN in the history of the universe !! . . .



MACKENZIE, THE DRAMA QUEEN!

Everyone is also RAVING about her new school.

According to MacKenzie, it has a French chef, a Starbucks, riding stables, a spa, a helicopter landing pad, and a plaza of designer boutiques so kids can shop during lunch and after school hours.

And get this! She said her school has ATM machines in every hall, right next to drinking fountains that dispense seven different fruit-flavored waters.

But MacKenzie is such a pathological LIAR, I was starting to wonder if her FAB school even existed.

I wouldn’t have been a bit surprised if she’d completely made it up just to impress everyone, when she’s really being homeschooled.

So I googled the school and actually found its official website.

OMG! I could NOT believe my eyes! . . .



Calling North Hampton Hills International Academy “POSH” is an understatement!

That place is AMAZING!!!

It reminds me a lot of Harry Potter’s school, Hogwarts.

I just hope MacKenzie is finally happy (assuming she actually even goes there).

Hmm . . . I wonder if North Hampton Hills would award a full scholarship to a very deserving student in exchange for BUG extermination services?

JUST KIDDING !!

But hey, it wouldn’t be the first school to make a deal like that. RIGHT?!

Anyway, now that MacKenzie is gone, MY life is going to be PERFECT !

And DRAMA FREE !

Well, I need to stop ranting writing and get going.

I’m supposed to meet Chloe, Zoey, and Brandon at the CupCakery in twenty minutes, and I STILL need to change into my favorite dress.

The cupcakes there are to DIE for!!

SQUEEEEEEEE!

!!

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Tales from a Not-So-Perfect Pet Sitter (Dork Diaries Series #10) 4.7 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 139 reviews.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
A very drama like, addicting, and cute story! I recomend this ;)
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
You will love this book it is hilarious!!!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Can you stop talking to your friends and start writing adout the book please. The book was really good i love puppies but my parents wont let me. So i can tottally relet to nikki. I loved the book. So can you please stop chatting with your friend and start writing adout the book please if you agree with me tell me my nick name is american girl 123
Anonymous 5 days ago
Kiss ur hand and post this under three other books then look under ur pillow
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
PLEASE STOP USING THE REVIEWS TO WRITE STUPID LITTLE MESSAGES TO YOUR FRIENDS! THERE' S A THING CALLED TEXTING! PLUS, NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR PERSONAL ISSUES! Anyway, the book was great and I highly recommend it!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Nikki is amazing AGAIN
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I love the bookin the series they r the best please make more because they r awesime tottaly read this book!!! PS please people stop asking for advice or cursung becuse young children read these comments and because nobody cared about ur personale problums!!!!!!! But here is some advice to the people who want a boyfriend go find one urself it is so anoying when u say this hi im 12 years old( not u dont know if their lieing) i love hot boys ( u really think young children want to hear that) so put ur email or phone # here and respond to awesomness ( nobody in their right mind would want to put out their personal info so please just stop writing comments like that
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I LOVE THIS BOOK GREAT FOR 2-5 YOU WILL FALL IN LOVE WITH THIS BOOK READ IT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I know younger children are reading our posts but you people need to STOP asking for advice or giving it! PS it was a GREAT book!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Great book for tweans
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Love the book
Anonymous 3 days ago
Whats what?
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Anonymous 11 months ago
Post this three times then look under your pillow
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On march 26 than you should be ashamed that is justvsad
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I loved i got her colletion
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
How do you break up with someone that you you want to stay friends with? I'm a guy and I still want to be friends cause she's amazing I just dont like her anymore. I need a girls insight on this.<p><c>Please respond to Christian's Inferno</c><p>
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
So like I know that other people are saying bad things about this but I absolutely love the books so sorry but they are my favorite
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Best book I ever read! OMG! Plz make more! You make book writing look so E Z!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I dont think u know that some ppl like me dont have phones. I dont talk to my friends on here though. But still thats mean to say that to ppl. I think that you dont know about the person nor care. Maybe they have problems with life and dont have a phone so they talk to their friends on here about it.I hope everyone keeps what i said in mind. -#loveuever1
CaptainFlame56 More than 1 year ago
hey this is captainflame56 posting on comp! its a miracle! now i can save 2 posts at a time. cool eh? and i get a pen name!!!!!!! yeah boi ive been playing a lot of pokemon and also ps its way easier to type
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I have a bad crush on a boy named kleber im 7yrs old and he is 8 but he likes me back he wants to kiss me so we go in the most secret plases but i need more help -liddybug
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Such a breath of fresh air frim regular school books.