Ten Ways To Make Money Fast

Everybody needs money, but not everybody is as smart as you. More importantly, not everybody has this scientifically-normalized "How-To-Guide" for step-by-step money-making.

Mathematically, there are steps you can take to actually make more money. Leave your poor friends behind and say hello to your rich friends because you're (honestly) probably going to start making a lot of money really soon.

A few examples include:

-Breeding Spiders
-Check the Couch Cushions
-Mob Loans

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