The Apron and Napoleon's Hat

This is a humourous medical memoir. I was born and raised on a rural property which my older brother was always destined to inherit, so I had to choose a different career path for myself. My parents encouraged me to pursue medicine from an early age, but I never really thought about it. I attended boarding school, and spent more time enjoying myself and getting into trouble than thinking about my future. In my last year of senior school I had 10 minutes to make a decision as to what career ...