The Ayterzedd

Dear Brian, I fear you are scamming us. These creatures don't even exist. With Rumpkin and Zoff you're flimflamming us; there's not one real beast in the list. The detachable brain of the Farfeloo and the Hurkle's long tongue are hilarious, but I'm calling it close-no-cigar for you and your faux varmints many and various. The Quembling who mates with a scarecrow? The Trilph who elopes with a flea? You go where some writers don't dare go, which is fine by a lowlife like me. But think how the...