The Backside of Hades

"This here place? Disagreeable as the backside of Hades.”

~ Hank Varney

First let me say, this here trip to Slagton weren't my idea. This place is chock full of bad company done helped itself to a double dose of bad medicine.

Slagton needs cleanin', accordin' to Miss Clem, and I know the crew to do it. I'm one of 'em. Hank Varney's the name. Miss Clem and me, along with the two Sidewinders from Santa Fe-we'll get the sharp-toothed vermin cleared out.

Now, some people say I'm lucky, but I don't ...