The Best American Emails: Re: A Collection of the Finest Accidental Reply Alls, Pharma Spams, and Anonymous Death Threats

by Amanda Meadows

Overview

A collection of the greatest writing in the American literary canon: email correspondences. From the eerie chain letters forwarded from your aunt to the slyly persuasive emails of Russian black market pharmacists, we scoured inboxes far and wide for this satire of literary collections and flagged a new selection of timeless gems. The Best American Emails identifies the most poignant and challenging sweaty job queries, awkward breakups, impotent death threats, and more. This collection is edited by author and renowned email receiver Amanda Meadows.

Product Details

ISBN-13:	9781942099314
Publisher:	Devastator Press
Publication date:	06/16/2017
Sold by:	Barnes & Noble
Format:	eBook
File size:	2 MB

About the Author

Amanda Meadows is a humor writer in West Hollywood, CA. who has written for McSweeney’s, College Humor, Jim Henson Company, and countless less impressive places before co-founding The Devastator with her partner Geoffrey Golden -- the only all-humor publisher in the US. Amanda acts as Publisher and Editor alongside Golden. She was named a 2015 “Rising Star” by Publishers Weekly. She has also been featured on The Verge, ComicsAlliance, Inverse, and Paste Magazine. Her first book, We Don’t Think You’re Racist! co-authored with Robin Higgins, is a coffee table fixture of the woke elite.

Table of Contents

Foreword 7

Best in eCommerce 8

[DealTime] Our Mom's Imaginary Cat Friend Likes These Deals

Alert! You Left Something in Your Cart 3 Years Ago

Etsy Conversation with sweetvalentine23

Best in Work 15

Real quick

(No Subject)

Position Available: Jobware Tempsources #82696852354

Best in Dad Telling It Like It Is 23

Sunday Call?

theonion.com/news/area-man-tired-burrito-54800

Best in Momspiration 27

Coming Home?

Hi from Mommy

Best in Relationships 31

[WhyNotDate] New Message from h0rnDADDY43

Wedding Info: V Important! <3

Best in Breakups 37

Custody Mediation for Gary Hey

Best in Friendship 41

Cop Some New Air Force Ones?!

Hello from Spiderman

Best in Spam, International 44

Man Samples

Life Love in You

Best in Spam, U.S. 48

Invoice Due Now, 3023YT45Q

Get All the Kohls Giftcards! #282708

Best in Academia 51

Re: Paper Due

Re: Psych presentation??

Best in Complaints 56

Cable Problem

Boycott Monster High!

Best in Politics 61

Every Dollar Counts

Thanks for Signing MoveOn.org Petition: Keep Alaska Furry Free!!

Best in Crowdfunding 65

Backer Update #1825: Ultra Skatefighter Go!

GoFundMe: Sally Needs a New Car

Best in Getting Rid of a Couch 70

Amazing Almost Super New Sofa

Gotta couch?

Best in Non-Apologies 74

About all that…

Guess My "Privilege" Is Showing

Best in Entertainment 77

You're Invited to a Screening of ∼Hockey Jerks∼

Re: First draft thoughts?

Best in Fandom 83

Factual Correction

Commission Art Request - yuriboi34

Best in Chain Letters 87

Libturds at It Again

Not Another Chain Letter!

Best in Neighbors 90

Plant Damage - Please Open

HOA Meeting Update: New Dumpster

Best in Accidental Reply-Alls 95

Re: Re: Re: 11/22 Report

Re: Re: Re: Re: New Carpool Rotation

Best in Holidays 98

Merry Christmas from the Wickers!

You're Invited to a Halloween Dance-travaganza!

Best in Death Threats 102

U better die dumb boy

New Comment on Video: "Let's Play - Puzzle Buddies for iPad"

Notable Subject Lines 105

Honorable Attachments 106

Special Thanks 107

Editorial Reviews

"Amanda Meadows is funny as hell and you'll think so, too. Buy the damn book, cheapskate."
—Mike Sacks, author of New York Times bestseller Poking a Dead Frog

"Amanda Meadows is a star to watch."
—Heidi MacDonald, Publishers Weekly

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