The Crown: An Epic Tale of Fools, Fate, and Fish Butts

A rollicking, laugh-out-loud, fish butt-tastic tale about a fight over a crown-and the power it holds-with a surprising twist ending.

Once upon a time, in a peaceful village nearer than you think, a mysterious box appeared outside the gates of a castle. Inside the box was a crown and some instructions (well, one instruction): Whoever has the crown makes the rules! NO exceptions! So naturally, the guard who found the crown put it on and became king.

This led to a dizzying tug-of-war (literall...