The Dictionassary: A Pamphlet for the World's Most Versatile Word

There is a specific word that we all can use that is the most fun and versatile word ever. No other word in the English language can be used in so many different, interesting and funny ways. The word can be used in many different variances and phrases to convey a multitude of meanings, emotions, circumstances and actions. Today, the word ass transcends language, class, socioeconomic status and geography. It can be fat, dumb, smart, lazy, pompous, or downright bad. It can work, haul, drag, b...