The Eternal Shtup: a truly divine comedy

Morris Weinstein was afraid when he died, his favorite activity, shtupping, would be lost forever. He was most pleasantly surprised to find HE encouraged it. Anytime, anyplace, with anyone. There was never a shortage of willing women. Morris had an eternal smile on his face. Eventually

HE bellowed.

'MORRIS, ENOUGH IS ENOUGH."

G-d was worried about Earth's population explosion. "Where would they all go?" He appointed tousle haired Bobby and voluptuous Marilyn as special love ambassadors and a ...