The Fine Line Between Love and Hate

News flash: My uptight landlord is infuriating...
I hate him almost as much as those perfectly pressed dress shirts he wears... and the fact I want to rip them off.
Not reading the lease agreement before signing was an oversight, but now I've got it memorized. And I'm going to use it to my advantage while staying within the bounds of my contract. Barely.
Charlie can't stand all my decorative little touches, so what if the gnomes are a little vulgar?
But declaring war with him is better than the...