The Genius Files: Mission Unstoppable

Coke and Pepsi McDonald didn't want to jump off a cliff.

They didn't want to get hit by poisoned darts from blowguns either. And they certainly don't want to get locked in their burning school, thrown into a pit at the top of a sand dune, or drowned in a vat of liquified SPAM. But what are you supposed to do when you're being chased across the country by your insane health teacher and two guys in bowler hats who are trying to kill you?

One thing is for sure, it will be a snap for Coke and Pep...