The Goat in the Bedroom

When your love life stinks and you're clearly the worst at choosing someone who won't break your heart, why not ask your best friend to find you a date? Unless of course . . . you're in love with her.

I've been friends with Artemis since high school, when we bonded over crushing on the same guy. Six years later, we're roommates in our shiny new post-college lives-she's training for the Olympics while I start my pro football career. We've both recently had bad break-ups and she says if she's ...