The Heartbreak Hotel

Ella has officially hit rock bottom.

After getting dumped by her girlfriend and soon-to-be ex-boss, Ella's thirties have her feeling lost. In an attempt to cheer her up, her best friend colludes with her mother to send her to Sandy Springs, a wellness retreat on a remote Portuguese island. Ella can't deny that sun, sand, and sea sound like the perfect combination to drown her sorrows.

But Sandy Springs is not a holiday.

It's an alcohol-free, signal-less hellhole with an interfering cockerel ca...