The Hitwoman's Downward Dog

The Hitwoman's Downward Dog

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So many little help.
Maladroit hitwoman Maggie Lee has never been one to ask for help. But now she's found out that her niece, Katie, will soon be discharged from the hospital - making Maggie her guardian not just in name - and her semi-psychic friend Armani Vasquez has been kidnapped. Suddenly Maggie could really use some help.

While her crazy, but lovable, aunts are ready to help out with Katie, none of the men in her life are willing (or able) to lend a hand to save Armani. With both cops and bad guys telling her not to go after Armani alone, she knows the smart thing to do would be to listen to them. But Maggie's not the type to abandon those she loves.

Even with Patrick, Maggie's murder-mentor and almost-lover, and her old friend Zeke out of the picture, Maggie's not desperate enough to bring herself to involve crime reporter Jack Stern in her quest.

Armed with only Armani's cryptic clues, and assisted by her snarky lizard, her dumb, but extremely loyal dog, and a one-eyed cat, Maggie decides to take on whoever's taken Armani.

Will the lack of human help prove to be her undoing?

Or will a special guy come through for her in the end?

Product Details

BN ID: 2940157541057
Publisher: Jennifer Baum
Publication date: 02/05/2015
Series: Confessions of a Slightly Neurotic Hitwoman , #9
Sold by: Barnes & Noble
Format: NOOK Book
Sales rank: 238,284
File size: 517 KB

About the Author

A Jersey Girl transplanted to the Sunshine State, JB (you can call her Jen) writes laugh-out-loud suspense and mysteries, along with goosebump-raising thrillers.

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The Hitwoman's Downward Dog 5 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 1 reviews.
weluvdopey More than 1 year ago
Great Series, A Must Read! This series is a must read. This is the ninth book in the Confessions of a Slightly Neurotic Hitwoman series by JB Lynn. Maggie is a hired hitwoman, who talks to animals. Her semi psychic friend Armani has been kidnapped and she is determined to find her. The cops and the bad guys she works for have all told her not to look for Armani alone, but then none of them will go with her. She ends up getting help from her animals, her dog, her cat and her snarky lizard. This book kept me reading until the end. This book is so funny, and I can’t wait until the next book comes out. A Review copy was provided to me in exchange for a fair and honest review. The free book held no determination on my personal review.