The Lone Finger

by HL Gonzalez

Overview

What do road work, telemarketers, crappy bosses, annoying co-workers, infomercials, creepy neighbors, bad drivers, the cable guy and many more have in common? They are all attacked in this book. The Lone Finger is a backhanded salute to all these people, things and concepts that annoy the hell out of the rest of us. Do you ever feel like telling these nuisances off? Don't bother; let The Lone Finger tell them off the way they deserve: With an eloquent rant and a one finger salute.

Product Details

BN ID:	2940014935425
Publisher:	HLG Books
Publication date:	07/23/2012
Sold by:	Barnes & Noble
Format:	eBook
File size:	2 MB

About the Author

I salute myself. Who the hell do I think I am throwing barbs at everyone and everything? To answer simply: I’m just a regular Joe pointing at weird shit going on around him. Why am I so angry? I’m not angry, I’m Puerto Rican; we all sound grouchy. What makes me think I’m not deserving of a Lone Finger Salute? I deserve plenty of salutes, as a matter of fact, some salutes are about me. Why is my torso so disproportionally long in relation to the rest of my body? Maybe I was hatched for too long or the doctor pulled too hard when I was born. There, I answered – let’s move on.
The Lone Finger is a backhanded salute to all those people, things and concepts that annoy the hell out of the rest of the population (or mainly annoy me).
This book will never pretend to be what it isn’t. It is simple, irreverent, goofy, unpretentious and silly. (Yes, I already said goofy...but it’s silly too) This book has also been known to be funny on occasion - and that’s what I hope you walk away with after reading it. Whether on the train, on your break, in the bathroom (my personal preference), whenever and wherever, I sincerely hope at least one salute makes you smile. Enjoy.