The Marriage Dictionary: The Unofficial, True Meaning of "I Do"

Whether you've been married for years or months, you'll enjoy this hilarious look at what marriage really means.

Amnesia: Unusual medical condition that often afflicts husbands the day after a night out drinking and carousing with "the boys."

Athlete's foot: The only part of your husband that is still truly athletic.

Bra: Decoration draped by your wife over the shower curtain rod in the bathroom. (See Pantyhose.)

Closet: 1. Storage areas in your new home that will...