The Meanderings of Bing: A gentle, humorous look at life, snooker, whizzers and other great philosophical mysteries through the meanderings of Bing, a dog of rather large brain, and his minder Tim, as they potter through their days together.

'Time for coffee and things, guv?'

'Things?'

'I'll show you where my biscuits are...just in case your memory's a bit faulty!'

My name is Bing (short for Bingo Little of Lowtown) and I am a Grand Bassett Griffon Vendeen. I live with Tom, Angela and an Arthur but I spend a couple of days each week with the guv Tim. Between you and me, I'm needed there as he's getting rather forgetful. So to help keep his brain active, I ask him questions about all the things that puzzle me. Though it has to be s...