The Mr & Mrs Mistake Special Edition

My best friend's little sister has been getting under my skin for decades. She's my lifelong nemesis and now-apparently-my wife.

When Willa Jameson stumbled into my bar drunk, heartbroken, and desperate to save her family farm, I offered to marry her. For "convenience."

Which is hilarious, because nothing about my attraction to this hurricane with hips has ever been convenient.

Now we're sharing a roof, a bed, and a potential felony thanks to our fake marriage.

It's supposed to be a favor betwe...