THE NEW PUN BOOK (GUARANTEED LAUGHS)

THE NEW PUN BOOK (GUARANTEED LAUGHS)

by Thomas A. Brown

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THE NEW PUN BOOK (GUARANTEED LAUGHS) by Thomas A. Brown

THE NEW PUN BOOK IS GUARANTEED TO KEEP YOU LAUGHING! 149 PAGES IN PRINT! BE THE LIFE OF YOUR NEXT PARTY! TLC BOOKS RATES IT 5 STARS!!
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"This liver is awful, Maud," said Mr. Newwed.
"I'm very sorry," returned the bride, "I'll tell the cook to speak to the livery-man about it."
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"We should never complain, whatever may befall us," said the minister. "The moment we grow dissatisfied we become unhappy."
"Do you really think so?" she sighed.
"Yes," returned the good man; "the first woman who complained of her Lot, was turned into a pillar of salt."
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"You know Fatty Schultz the butcher. What do you suppose he weighs?"
"I don't know, what does he weigh?"
"Meat."
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"Let me see," said the minister, who was filling out the marriage certificate and had forgotten the date, "this is the fifth, is it not?"
"No, sir!" said the bride, with some indignation, "this is only my third!"
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She—I had a $5 bill in this dictionary yesterday and I can't find it anywhere.
He—Did you look among the Vs, dear?
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Tramp—"Can't you give a poor man something to eat? I got shot in the war and can't work."
Woman-"Where was you shot?"
"In the spinal column, mum."
"Go 'way! There was no such battle."

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Product Details

BN ID: 2940012415417
Publisher: TLC BOOKS
Publication date: 01/04/2011
Sold by: Barnes & Noble
Format: NOOK Book
File size: 365 KB

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