The Oatmeal Bath: and Other Poems that Make Kids Laugh

Can you imagine a snake throwing a ball or a little boy walking up high on a wall? Can you picture noses running in a race and invisible kids playing in an invisible place? In this book you will read about naughty boys, stinky smells, and unbelievable excuses for not turning in homework. You'll discover what caused Darrick Payne to cut up in class, why Grandma June fell down the well, and what strange thing happens when you wash your hair with Real Sinclair. These funny poems and others wil...