The Phasing Dimensional Library

After reading this short, hilarious essay you may find yourself pondering profound spiritual truths. Or you may think I'm a blithering idiot who has no idea what he's talking about and needs brain meds. I hope your opinion is the former.

Bob Hall hates his name, say it out loud, and you'll understand why, sounds really stupid. He's changing his name to Wentworth Wellington Hall; this will instill awe and respect in others. So, from now on he's referring to himself as Wentworth. He'll buy a ...