The Self-Sufficient Princess

Princess Nightengale may be the first princess in history to lock herself in a tower. Her life was wonderful, filled with life-sustaining pizza rolls, video games and waking at the crack of noon. That was until a dragon arrives to break the news that she is intended to wed by her eighteenth birthday. Cue the moronic suitors, who represent every agonizingly stereotypical male, that come to claim her hand (and maybe a few other body parts) in marriage. With the aid of Mittens, her newfound dr...