When the clocks in town stop, thirteen-year-old CJ discovers an unusual "clock world" where most of the citizens are clock parts, tasked with keeping the big clocks running. But soon the seemingly peaceful world is divided between warring factions with CJ instructed to find the only person who can help: the elusive Tick Tock Man.
With the aid of Fuzee, a partly-human girl, he battles gear-headed extremists and razor-sharp pendulums in order to restore order before this world of chimes, springs, and clock people dissolves into a massive time warp, taking CJ's quiet New England town with it.
|Product dimensions:||5.00(w) x 7.90(h) x 0.50(d)|
|Age Range:||9 - 12 Years|
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R.M. Clark is a computer scientist for the Department of Navy by day and children’s book writer by night. He lives in Swansea, Massachusetts.
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The Tick Tock Man
By R. M. Clark
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Something wasn't right.
I'd planned on sleeping in Thanksgiving morning because, hey, it was Thanksgiving, and that meant no school and no stupid alarm to wake me up. Well, that was the plan.
At precisely eight a.m., the clock sitting a mere two feet from my head wailed.
Thunka thunka thunka thunka.
Stupid clock. That wasn't even a real alarm sound. It was just an invented strange noise to annoy me. I checked the buttons on top. No alarm set and no radio. Maybe it was a dream? Just to be sure, I gave the clock a good whack.
All was well. Back to sleep.
Bonka bonka bonka bonka.
Now it was nine o'clock. I sat up and grabbed the clock with every intention of tossing it against the back wall. What a pleasure it would have been to see it smash into a million pieces. I win!
But, this clock was a birthday present from Uncle Artie. He'd said it was "a special clock for a special kid." I didn't like being called "special" because that had a different meaning at school. But it was a cool clock.
Until now. I mean, what kind of noise was that? Certainly not the alarm sound I was used to.
I tried to go back to sleep, but I couldn't help but wonder what crazy not-real-clock noise Uncle Artie's "special" clock would make next. So I got out of bed.
Since it was Thanksgiving, I was not at all surprised to see my mom up and in the kitchen. The turkey was on the counter in a large pan. Her arm was halfway up the turkey's you-know-what. Not what I wanted to see this early in the morning, thank you very much.
"Good morning," Mom said. "You're up early."
"Couldn't sleep." I wanted to mention the special-but-stupid clock that made strange noises at weird times, but she had grabbed another handful of stuffing and stuffed it "up there."
"We'll need a few guest chairs from the basement when you get a chance. Nana and Papa are coming over, of course. Plus Grandma and Grandpa Boyce. And Uncle Artie too."
"Sure thing, Mom." I was barely awake and she was already asking me to do math. Nobody was coming over for quite a while, so I wouldn't need the, let's see, two-plus-two-plus-one chairs for several hours. I had tons of time.
What better way to spend it than on the couch watching TV? It would probably be the most fun I would have all day, with both sets of grandparents coming over. It was annoying enough that they had different titles: "Nana and Papa" on the Barnes side, "Grandma and Grandpa" on the Boyce side.
Then there was Uncle Artie. He wasn't really an uncle but that's what we always called him. I've also heard him called a "distant cousin," whatever that means. He said his job as an "importer" took him around the world to some pretty exotic places such as Vienna and Timbuktu and South America. No matter what faraway land he went to, he almost always brought us back a clock. We had wooden clocks, metal clocks, cuckoo clocks, and some that were just too odd to describe. Mom would open a package from him and say, "Hey, look. It's a clock. Imagine that."
Each clock came with a wonderful story, so my parents loved to get them for just that reason. Unfortunately, both of them hated having all those clocks, with their constant ticking and chiming, so we kept them stashed away in the spare room upstairs until Uncle Artie came to visit. And since he was on his way, I sat up, knowing what was coming next. In three ... two ... one.
"CJ! Your Uncle Artie's coming over, so you'll need to set the clocks out." Mom could sure belt it out when she needed to.
I knew the drill. I went to the spare room, pulled the special box out of the closet, and lugged it down the stairs. The crescent moon clock went in the living room, replacing a family portrait, which was fine with me since I looked like a dork in that picture, anyway. There was a special cuckoo clock for the bathroom that was pretty cool. The doors on the upper level opened at the top of the hour, revealing either a boy dancer or girl dancer. I set the correct time and adjusted the weights at the end of a long chain to keep the gears going. Six clocks later, I had completed the task, finishing it off in Dad's basement shop with a clock made from a circular saw blade.
Uncle Artie's favorite saying was, "You can never have too many clocks." On this Thanksgiving Day, it was certainly true, even though I was sure my parents would disagree. Not me. Although I never paid a lot of attention to the clocks, I felt something strange as I took each one from the box and hung it in its rightful spot. The crescent moon clock had two huge eyes, one on the crescent side and the other on the orange side that completed the circle. The eyes were painted on but I swear they followed me as I moved around the room.
I double-checked the time on the cuckoo clock in the bathroom and admired the details in it. The entire clock was a house from a German village, with people dressed in lederhosen on the lower level. Lucky for me it was the top of the hour and the clock chimed, revealing the bird from a door at the top and children dancing in the two small doors just below it. Why hadn't I noticed that before? What awesome detail!
I completed the clock replacement task, storing the non- clock items in the same box and returning it to the spare bedroom. That practically wore me out, so it was back to the couch. The smell from the great stuff Mom was cooking drifted into the room, reminding me I hadn't eaten yet.
"I made you some scrambled eggs." Mom smiled as I entered the kitchen.
"Thanks. I'm starving."
She held out a plate then pulled it back, still smiling. "Just as soon as you bring up the chairs from the basement."
This wasn't fair, but it was the second time she'd asked. The third time would not be as charmed. On my way to the basement, I realized my early morning math was wrong. There were four chairs already in the dining room, so I only needed four more. I could easily get them all in one trip.
I passed Dad's shop right at ten thirty and the heard the blade clock begin to make noise. I turned on the shop light to get a good look and, sure enough, the blade was slowly turning. Clockwise, not surprisingly. Even stranger was that the numbers never moved as the blade turned. A few seconds later, it stopped and went back to normal. Another clock I had never paid much attention to was suddenly freaking out. I hurried back upstairs with two chairs on each arm.
I got my scrambled eggs, finally.
* * *
At eleven o'clock, things got even weirder. Dad was up by now, sitting in front of his computer, but that wasn't the weird part. When the hour struck, the crescent moon clock made a strange clicking noise, and those crazy eyes began to wink at me. The painted-on lips between the four and eight went from a Mona Lisa smile to a full-blown grin. I wanted to say something to Mom or Dad, but who would believe me? I went into the bathroom, and the boy and girl dancers in the German village twirled next to each other while the bird stayed home. This was quickly moving into "bizarre" territory. It didn't help when my watch — another gift from Uncle Artie — started chiming a sound I had never heard before. I took it off and stuffed it in my pocket. Problem solved.
* * *
I played video games in the back room, trying my best not to look at or listen to any of the suddenly crazy clocks in the house. It was working too, as I finished off another level of Mortal Warfare IV.
"CJ," my mom called. "Please set the table."
"Okay. Just one more level." I sat up as the battle intensified.
"Now would be better. They'll be here in less than an hour to watch the football game."
"I'm on it." I made it past the gatekeeper to complete the level, which allowed me to save my spot in the game.
I grabbed plates and set them out on the table. I took one plate and placed it on the TV tray next to the window. That's where I would sit. The rule was: adults at the big table and kids somewhere else. Sometimes it was a card table when my cousins showed up. Since I was the only kid this year, I would have to settle for a TV tray.
My mom's cell phone rang, and she talked with the phone squeezed against her shoulder as she mixed something in a large bowl. She stopped mid-mix and put the bowl down. "I'm sorry to hear that." Her voice was all serious. She walked out of the room before I could hear any more of it.
I returned to my table-setting duties, grabbing forks, knives, and napkins. The smell of turkey and all the fixings hit me hard as I placed the silverware around the table. Maybe all this work would be worth it. I took another whiff. Maybe.
Mom returned to the kitchen, put the phone down, and stopped stirring.
"Mom, you okay?"
She looked up at me with moist eyes. "Uncle Artie is in the hospital and can't make it for Thanksgiving. He hasn't missed one since your dad and I have been married." She dabbed her eyes with her apron. "Fortunately, it's nothing serious and my parents are heading there right now, so they can't make it until the weekend. I'd better go tell your father. Looks like we'll only need five plates at the table."
No Nana and Papa Barnes? No Uncle Artie? I truly hoped Uncle Artie was okay, but this was my big chance to sit at the head of the table, something I've always wanted to do. The head chair was bigger and had arms, and it felt like a throne. Uncle Artie always got the honors while I was stuck with the TV tray under the window.
I followed Mom out to the garage where Dad was cleaning out the van, getting it ready for our traditional late-afternoon drive. Dad didn't seem too bummed to hear the news about Uncle Artie or his in-laws. He barely looked up as he polished the dashboard. "Yeah, well, sorry to hear about Uncle Artie. He's never down for very long."
The time was right to pounce. "Mom? Dad?"
Dad turned toward me and nearly bumped his head on the visor. "Yes?"
"I wish Uncle Artie was coming today, I really do." I tried my best to act like I was crying. It must have worked because I felt my throat tightening. "His are some tough shoes to fill, but I bet he'd want me to sit in his spot at the head of table. After all, he gave me this watch for my birthday last year." I pulled it out of my pocket to show them. "And we have the same middle name and everything." I, Carlton James Boyce, was merely guessing at his middle name, hoping neither of my parents knew the truth. "Please? I think I've earned it."
Neither of them thought about it for too long. "It's all yours, kid," Dad said as he leaned on the roof of the van.
"Remember your manners at the table," Mom said. "Uncle Artie would want it that way."
Manners? Oh, please. Uncle Artie smoked a lot, drank a lot, and sometimes swore a lot. In spite of all that, he was my favorite relative. Over the years, besides the watches and clocks, he had given me several toy cars, baseball cards, stuffed animals, and even a five-dollar bill. These gifts were always "our little secret." Plus, he told the greatest stories.
Grandma and Grandpa Boyce arrived a little later, and each gave me a quick hug. It's a terrible thing to say, and I know I'm supposed to love my grandparents without question, but Mom's parents — the "good ones" who actually liked me — weren't coming. If Mom and Dad ever found out I felt that way, I'd be grounded for a month — Dad's typical punishment.
Dad and Grandpa went to the living room to watch the game while the women got the food prepared. I tried to help, but I mostly got in the way.
Everything was ready just before two o'clock, and I grabbed the spot at the head of the table, with Grandma and Grandpa to my right and Mom and Dad to my left. Everyone sat down except Grandpa. He placed his hands on the table and leaned toward my dad.
"I guess this doesn't rate as a special occasion, eh, George?"
"How's that, Pop?" Dad said.
"The Hoffhalder. It's a Thanksgiving tradition, isn't it?"
"You bet it is."
The Hoffhalder was a large mantle clock that sat in the corner of the dining room on what mom called the buffet. The Hoffhalder had been in the family for decades, and Dad would only wind it on special occasions. Uncle Artie always had the honors when he came over.
"I'll do it, Dad," I said.
"Can he handle it?" asked Grandpa. "He's just a child."
I'm right here! I thought. And I'm not a child anymore. I'm thirteen.
"Sure he can," Grandma said. "Now, make Uncle Artie proud." She gave me her patented don't-screw-it-up look.
"CJ, just be careful, okay?" Dad said.
"Sure thing." I had seen it wound a thousand times. I took the key from the drawer of the small desk nearby, carefully opened the glass in front, and put the key in the keyhole near the number four. There was another near the number eight. I knew it wound clockwise on the right and counterclockwise on the left.
"Whatever you do, don't overwind it," Grandpa said. He gave anyone who ever got near the clock got the same warning.
I started winding. One turn. Two turns. Then it started to get tight, so I stopped. I placed the key in the left hole and began to turn in the other direction with my left hand. One turn. Two turns. It wasn't getting any tighter. Three turns. That was odd; it usually tightened up by now, but I figured it had just been a while. Four turns and still not tight. I switched to my right hand to finish it up. Five turns. Surely it would start to get tight. Then I heard a faint click, and the key wouldn't move anymore. Uh-oh.
"Everything all right?" Dad asked.
I pulled the key out and put it back in the drawer. "Everything's great." I looked at my watch, and then spun the Hoffhalder's minute hand around until the time was five minutes until two. After closing the glass, I gently moved the large pendulum at the bottom, and the Hoffhalder began to tick. Whew! All was well.
When the Hoffhalder chimed, it made a beautiful sound. In fact, it seemed to be the only clock sound my family liked. It was a perfect combination of bells and gears and springs working in harmony. We now had three minutes until it would chime on the hour, and everyone at the table waited patiently for the moment to arrive. As the last thirty seconds ticked off, Grandpa nudged Grandma. "Here it comes," he said in a low voice.
The Hoffhalder struck two and began to chime. Once. Then another.
But the second chime lingered way too long and the pendulum began to swing wildly, knocking into the side walls. The chime sound turned into a grinding noise, and the pendulum stopped.
"CJ!" Dad yelled. "What have you done to my clock?"
"He overwound it," Grandpa said while making a turning motion with hand.
"Clearly," said Grandma. "And I'll bet Uncle Artie is rolling over in his grave as we speak."
"Artie's not dead," Mom said. "Just in the hospital."
"I'm sorry, everyone," I said. "I didn't mean to. Honest. It was an accident."
"You're grounded," Dad said.
"For how long?" I asked.
"A month? Mom?"
"Don't you think that's a little harsh?" she said.
I looked around the table, and three sets of eyes were on me. Mom reached out and touched my hand. At least someone was on my side.
"That clock's been in the family for four generations," Grandpa said. "Built by the finest clockmaker in Germany."
"And smuggled out on a steamer ship during World War I," Grandma added. "Truly one of a kind. Irreplaceable."
I knew the details by heart, and it just made matters worse. "I'll get it fixed, okay? I have some money saved up."
"Sounds like you snapped the mainspring," Grandpa said, adding a "break in half" motion with his hands.
Grandma leaned over and got as close to me as she could. "It'll never be the same."
"A month," Dad said. He put a finger in my face to make his point. "For breaking my clock."
He continued to glare at me as Mom began to serve the turkey. We ate in near silence.
I had ruined Thanksgiving.CHAPTER 2
There's something about my town I forgot to mention. It is without a doubt the most boring place on the face of the earth. All that stuff you hear about small New England towns being quaint and cozy and traditional is all bogus. Sure, our town of Hambleton, population still less than two thousand, has the white church with the tall steeple, just like you see on jigsaw puzzles. Red-brick town hall? Check. Town common with ancient oak trees? Check. Downtown hardware store next to the coffee shop? Check. Nothing of importance ever happens in Hambleton.
We took our after-dinner drive, just like we always did. Five of us piled in the van, with Grandma and Grandpa in the middle seats while Dad drove and Mom took the other front seat (called "shotgun" for some reason). I got the back bench all to myself. I didn't want to be there, but Dad was too ticked off to listen to me. Maybe he figured making me go on this stupid drive was more of a punishment than staying home. He was probably right. I brought along a video game and some ear buds in case the conversation got carried away.
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It's Thanksgiving for CJ and his clock-loving family, but when he's the only one who notices that the clocks are all stuck on two, the adventure begins. The author has created a fantastic world where clocks are so much more than they seem. It's an intriguing world and surprisingly easy to envision and learn about in the process. Although the beginning of the tale starts at a slower pace and allows the reader to sink in first, these first details fall into place around a steady adventure the rest of the way through. The world is vivid and grows without slowing down the plot. There's so much for CJ to discover and all the things which seem unfamiliar at first, grow until they are hard to let go. CJ is a thirteen-year-old boy who has some things to learn, but this 'growing up' message slides nicely into the adventure. It's no problem to feel for him, especially when faced up with his not understanding relatives. Fuzee, a part human girl, helps CJ mold into the world. But it's actually her who brings the tale to life. She's strong and adds so much zest to the story, making her a real treat. This mixture makes a great book girls and boys are sure to fall in love with. And this is a tale to enjoy. Before one knows it, the story captures and doesn't let go until the very last page. I received a complimentary copy from the author and enjoyed it so much that I wanted to leave my honest thoughts.
It is Thanksgiving and thirteen year old CJ wants to sleep in until the alarm clock starts making a strange noise. Then while setting up the clocks in the house the family learns that Uncle Artie is in the hospital. This is the beginning of the mess. He then notices that all the clocks are stopped at 2:00 pm and he is the only one that notices. He also learns that he can shift into the clocks. He meets a half human girl Fuzee. CJ learns there is a war happening between the extremists and pendulums and that the only one that can stop it is the Tick Tock Man but no one knows where he is hiding. This is a wonderful story about a boy growing into a young man. I felt for poor CJ when his grandfather and father accuse him of breaking the Hoffhalder. What a bunch of jerks!! But I loved Furtwangen. What an amazing world centering on clocks! But I have to say that Fuzee made the story. She was a strong female lead and the perfect opposite to CJ. This is a wonderful midgrade story that will appeal to everyone. You will learn so much about analog clocks. It’s easy to get into this story and hard to leave when you finish the book. This is one to check out. I received The Tick Tock Man from the author and Chapter by Chapter Blog Tours for free. This has in no way influenced my opinion of this book.