The Unfortunate Englishman (Joe Wilderness Series #2)

The Unfortunate Englishman (Joe Wilderness Series #2)

by John Lawton

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The Unfortunate Englishman (Joe Wilderness Series #2) by John Lawton

Berlin, 1963. East End-Londoner turned spy Joe Wilderness has had better days. He is sitting in a West Berlin jail, arrested for shooting someone he thought was about to kill him. His old boss, Lieutenant Burne-Jones of MI6, comes to Berlin to free him, but only under the condition that he rejoin British Intelligence. The knowledge that Wilderness gained of Berlin’s underworld while working the black market just after World War II will prove useful to Queen and country now that the city has become the epicenter of the Cold War, dividing the world in two with its wall.

On the other side of the Iron Curtain, another MI6 man, Geoffrey Masefield, is ruing the day he first agreed to be a spy. In the beginning, it had all seemed so simple, so glamorous: the international travel, the top secret files, the vodka, the women. . . . But now Masefield is stuck in Lubyanka, the KGB’s Moscow prison, waiting for a lifeline from his former employer. Meanwhile, over in England, a Russian spy is pining for his homeland. Having lived as Bernard Forbes Campbell Alleyn for years and taken a wife and had two daughters under that alias, he’s now been exposed as KGB Captain Leonid Liubimov. Arrested for treason and then for espionage, he is in prison at Wormwood Scrubs, London. The only ticket out for these two men is a spy exchange.

Posted back to Berlin, Wilderness is to oversee the exchange of Masefield and Liubimov, but his black market nous hasn’t diminished. There’s money to be made and ten thousand bottles of fine Bordeaux that Wilderness hasn’t forgotten about. A brilliantly evocative novel from a writer regularly compared to John le Carré, The Unfortunate Englishman is a gripping tale of Cold War espionage, and the best laid plans of unfortunate men.

Product Details

ISBN-13: 9780802126351
Publisher: Grove/Atlantic, Inc.
Publication date: 03/14/2017
Series: Joe Wilderness Series , #2
Edition description: Reprint
Pages: 480
Sales rank: 374,067
Product dimensions: 5.40(w) x 8.20(h) x 1.10(d)

About the Author

John Lawton worked for Channel 4 for many years. He is the author of Then We Take Berlin , the first in the Joe Wilderness series. He has also written seven novels in his Troy series, the standalone Sweet Sunday , a couple of short stories, and the occasional essay. He writes very slowly and almost entirely on the hoof in the USA or Italy, but professes to be a resident of a tiny village in the Derbyshire Peak District.

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CHAPTER 1

§1

West Berlin: June 28, 1963

He took Berlin.

Wilderness had done stupid things in his time. Stupid things. Unforgivable things. The only person who would not forgive him this time was Wilderness himself.

He took Berlin.

Why, after all this time, had he got involved with Frank Spoleto again? Was once not enough? Had he not learnt the lesson? You can lead a horse to water but you'll never make him trust anyone called Frank?

He took Berlin.

It was a ludicrous scheme from the start ... to smuggle a nuclear physicist, a veteran of the Manhattan Project, out of East Berlin using the same tunnel they had used to smuggle coffee, sugar, and God-knew-what during the airlift in '48. Ludicrous? Crazy. Just asking to get caught.

He took Berlin ... Berlin took him ... Wilderness was in the Charlottenburg nick, on the Ku'damm. He'd denied everything. He wasn't at all sure how long he could keep this up.

Shooting Marte Mayerling had been a mistake. She'd slipped behind him dressed as a rubble lady, a Trümmerfrau, and he'd shot on instinct, shot on memory. For a moment, too long a moment, he and Nell Burkhardt had stood riveted to the spot, unbelieving, her hand wrapped around his. Then the mirror cracked and he had ripped up his shirt to stuff a finger in the dam wall and stanch the flow of blood. Nell had got rid of the gun. Surely she had? With any luck it was gone for good. He'd never see the gun again. He'd never see Nell again.

Berlin took him.

A squad car. An ambulance. A vanload of coppers. Then the slow crawl, hand on horn, honking a way through the surging crowds of Kennedy supporters back to the Ku'damm. A grey cell and black coffee.

As coppers went, this lot were civilised. No one had hit him, no one had so much as raised their voice to him. He had not asked for a lawyer; he had simply asked, repeatedly, that they charge him or let him go. For all his time in Berlin he still had no idea how long they could hold him. Only when the shift had changed and a day copper, a burly sergeant in his forties, had recognised him from the old days just after the war — "You used to sell me black-market NAAFI coffee. You und liddle Eddie. Im Tiergarten" — did it begin to seem inevitable that a chain of connection and causality would be set off that would lead him to this moment. The moment Burne-Jones walked in.

"You should have sent for me at once."

"I resigned two years ago. You surely haven't forgotten?"

"You know, Joe, when I have your balls in my fist, sarcasm is really rather ill advised."

"Alec, I would never have sent for you. It's all too ..."

"Too what? Too bloody familiar?"

Wilderness could not deny that.

It wasn't just familiar; it was almost a carbon copy. Tempelhof, or thereabouts, that cold autumn of 1948, the height (or was it depths?) of the blockade. Lying in a makeshift, prefab hospital in the American Sector with a Russian bullet in his side. Rescued, promoted to a rank he'd never surpass, and thoroughly bollocked.

"Sign here."

"Eh?"

"Sign on the dotted, Joe, and all this will just go away."

Wilderness read the page in front of him.

"So ... I'm re-enlisting?"

Burne-Jones said nothing. Just stared back at him, accepting no contradiction.

Wilderness turned the page around to show him.

"There's a typo. The date's wrong. You've typed 1961 instead of 1963."

"Just sign."

"If I sign this, it's as though I never left. It's dated the same day I resigned."

"Quite."

"Quite my arse. It means all the time I've been here I have technically been working for you."

"And how else do you think I could get you out? The West Berliners want your guts for garters. You were found with a half-dead woman clutching a smoking gun."

"No, Alec, that is not the case. There was no gun."

"Oh. Got rid of it did you?"

Wilderness said nothing.

"Well ... it will put in a ghostly appearance when these dozy buggers get around to testing your clothes for powder residue, so I suggest we get out now. They won't like it; after all it's a stark reminder that they don't run their own city and that what we and the Americans say counts for a damn sight more than what the chief of the West Berlin Police says. Sign, and it, whatever it is, becomes an Intelligence matter. Sign and walk, or keep up this nonsensical surliness and get charged with attempted murder."

Wilderness signed.

The sense that once again Alec Burne-Jones had him by the balls was palpable. A tightening in the groin demanding all the flippancy he could muster.

As they stepped out into the summer sunshine on the Kurfürstendamm, Wilderness blinked, looked at Burne-Jones and said, "You owe me two years' back pay."

And Burne-Jones said, "Joe, how exactly did you get rid of the gun?"

§2

The zoo, West Berlin: June 26

Marte Mayerling might well die. Wilderness dropped the gun, threw off his jacket and tore at the tails of his shirt to stanch the flow of blood from the wound in her side.

Nell seemed frozen, standing over him in silent shock.

Marte Mayerling was far from silent.

"So, he shoots me ..." over and over again, a mantra of delirium, the deathly high that is blood loss.

"Nell ..."

"Joe?"

"Take the gun. Take my passport and go."

Nell snapped out of her trance and rummaged in his jacket for the passport.

Wilderness took his hands off Mayerling for a moment, the blood surging up again, slipped out of his shoulder holster and threw it to Nell.

"Get to the zoo station, call an ambulance and then disappear."

"Disappear?"

"Nell, vanish ... you were never here."

He pressed down on the wound. Mayerling's insane chant grew softer and softer. She might die on him any minute and the only plus to that scenario would be her silence. She might die before the ambulance arrived. She might die just to spite him.

Time melted at his fingertips. He had no idea how long he leaned on her. His hands went numb. Fifteen minutes? An hour? It seemed to him an age since she had spoken. He heard the sound of sirens approaching, and Mayerling stirred again, one last croaking complaint of "He shoots me ... so he shoots me ..." Then they were there, a white-suited ambulance crew, a huge Daimler ambulance and seconds behind them West Berlin coppers in their tiny Opel, guns at the ready.

§3

West Berlin: June 28

"Not going to tell me, eh?"

They headed back along the Kurfürstendamm to the Kempinski Hotel. The summer light still striking Wilderness like pinpricks after a day and a half in windowless cells. He wanted out of the ill-fitting clothes the West Berlin Police had lent him when they'd stripped him of the remains of his blood-soaked suit. He wanted a bath and breakfast. Burne-Jones wanted answers he was never going to get.

"Alec, there was no gun when the cops got there; that is all you need to know."

"Fine, Joe. Just tell me they'll never find it. They're dredging the Landwehr. Tell me it's not there."

"It isn't. All coppers are thick. German coppers might be thicker than most. I'm not. Dump it in the canal? Not bloody likely."

Coffee never tasted so good. A delightful morning scorch. There was a time, an age ago, when Wilderness had smuggled so much coffee the smell clung to him, unscrubbable, and set dogs barking in the street. And for a while he found he could not bear to drink the stuff. He brought home exotic teas, stolen from the PX or the NAAFI ... Jacksons of Piccadilly's "Finest Earl Grey." Nell had asked who Earl Grey was. He'd no idea, now or then.

The dining room at the Kempinski was almost empty. They caught the last shift of waiters serving breakfast, and over scrambled eggs and croissants he told Burne-Jones as little as he thought he could get away with.

Every so often Burne-Jones would put a hand to his forehead as though about to mutter "Jesus wept," but he never did. Wilderness did not mention the fifty thousand dollars Frank Spoleto had promised him, now floating off up the Swanee. He did not mention Nell, and in conclusion, dismissed his attempt to smuggle Marte Mayerling, nuclear physicist, from East Berlin to Israel as "a bit cockamamy."

At last Burne-Jones said, "Frank Spoleto cooked this up?"

"Frank ... and the Company."

"It's not as cockamamy as you might think. Not that I could see our people approving, but it has a certain ... je ne sais quoi ... a certain 'balls' to it."

"Do our people need to know?"

Burne-Jones strung this one out. It seemed to Wilderness that he wanted to inflict some semblance of punishment on him — the price of rescue.

"Need to know? No. Do they know? That's a tricky one. The copper who recognised you went through channels to find me. Showed initiative, contacted 'our man in Berlin,' Dick Delves, whom I can assume you assiduously avoided ..."

"Damn right I did."

"But I have no idea how many ears pricked up between here and London at the mention of your name and a dead German woman."

"She died? I thought you said 'half-dead'?"

"No ... half dead is half alive after all. 'Dead' was just an assumption on someone's part. She pulled through. She's in the hospital on Kantstraße. You probably saved her life. I gather they pumped endless pints of blood into her and she's stable. Nobody knew her name, she had no papers on her, and you were saying nothing, but when she came to she told them she was Hannah Schneider, and I assume that was the cover name you or Spoleto assigned her. I wasn't wholly sure who she was until you just told me."

"Shocking, isn't it?"

"Quite. And I rather think I have to get you out of Berlin before honesty overtakes her and she tells the coppers who she really is."

Wilderness could not think why she hadn't told them already.

"I need a little time."

"You don't have any time."

"A day, two at the most. There are loose ends. You have been telling me for nearly twenty years now never to leave loose ends."

"Joe, go back to London. Go back to London and look to your marriage."

"To my marriage?"

"Why? Do you think I could conceal from my own daughter that you were in jail?" "We've both of us a cellarful of secrets from our wives."

"Quite. But this could not be one of them. Go home and repair your marriage."

The inherent conflict between the roles of boss and father-in-law had almost never surfaced in the eight years Wilderness had been married to Judy Jones. It required juggling, and juggle they both did. But it sat like a stubborn knot in the old school tie between them now. Wilderness wondered which Burne-Jones he was appealing to as he said, "Tomorrow, I'll get myself back to London — tomorrow. I'll fix whatever needs to be fixed. But if you spirit me away today, it will come back to haunt us."

Burne-Jones abandoned the attempt to stare him down, got up from his chair all but sighing, and whispered a parting "My God, Joe. What have you done?" And from where Wilderness sat that seemed all too familiar.

§4

He could have let her die. He could have let her die but the thought had not crossed his mind until now. He could have walked away and let her die, vanished into the crowds chanting "Ken-ne-dy!" and no one would be the wiser. But the thought had not crossed his mind until now.

He walked the half mile to the hospital, the litter from the Kennedy celebrations strewn everywhere, blowing in the wind, gathering in the gutters. He'd glanced at the front page of the Tribune in the bar at the Kempinski. JFK's rapturous reception, the made-for-TV tag line "Ich bin ein Berliner." And he could hear Nell's voice in that. Her habitual cry, her ethical position, her reason to come back to the ruins of Berlin summed up in four words. He could see the last of Nell, walking — no, running — away from him as he knelt over Marte Mayerling, nursing the wound he'd inflicted on her.

Now — looking down at Marte Mayerling. Still and silent, a drip in her right arm, an oxygen tube clipped to her nose. A nurse who had told him to keep it brief.

Her eyes flickered open, took in the man before her.

"Again, Mr. Johnson? Again? What could you possibly want with me?" She spoke in English. Just as well. Wilderness wanted as few people as possible within earshot to understand what he or she might say.

"What can you possibly want from me?"

"Not much. Just to see with my own eyes that you were alive."

"So, you didn't mean to kill me?"

"I've only ever killed one man. And the only man I've ever wanted to kill killed himself before my eyes."

"Ah ... I understand now. I am to receive your confession. I am to absolve you of your sin."

It took a moment or two before Wilderness realised that the wheezing cackle arising from her throat was laughter.

He turned to leave; there was nothing more to be said. Inwardly he kicked himself for the weakness that had led him there.

"Mr. Johnson."

Wilderness turned back. As much as she could, Mayerling had twisted her neck to see him more clearly.

"They tell me I will live. I may be here a week or more, and after that weeks more in recuperation."

It was at this point Wilderness thought she might be waiting on the words "I'm sorry," which he was never going to utter.

"I will have ample to time to reflect upon my folly and yours. No matter. I doubt I will change my mind. So I will give you the reassurance you seek but will not ask for. It was a scheme thought up by madmen. I was an idiot not to see it for what it was. You were an idiot not to see it for what it was. But it is over. I shall live and you shall face whatever fate awaits you, but it is over. No bomb, no Israel. Genug.

"I am an Austrian. Austria exists once more. I shall go home ... not a word I ever thought I would use again ... feel again. I shall go home. If you have a home, Mr. Johnson, go to it. Go to it and count yourself lucky."

Again Wilderness turned to leave. Again she called him back.

"Mr. Johnson? That is not your real name. Do you have papers in the name of Johnson?"

"Of course."

"Forgeries?"

"Only insofar as I'm not James Johnson."

She pondered this a second, and it seemed to Wilderness she had discerned his meaning.

"But you can obtain forgeries."

And he hers.

"What name would you like, Dr. Mayerling?"

"Hannah Schneider of course."

Of course. He and Frank Spoleto had renamed her.

"German?"

"Austrian. Born second of May 1913. My real birth date. Then I won't forget it. Can you do this?"

"Yes."

"And get it to me?"

"Someone can bring it to you, yes."

"Then ... strange as it may seem, Mr. Johnson, I wish you well. Bon voyage."

§5

Everyone was telling him to go home.

He went instead to a building that had been home for nearly two years not long after the war, to Grünetümmlerstraße, where he and Nell Burkhardt had lived like squirrels in a sprawling room under the eaves, freezing in the fuel-starved winters of Berlin's broken years and sweltering in the summers. On the floor below them had lived, and still lived, Erno Schreiber.

Wilderness stood on the top floor in the empty room, looking at the scars of past lives, of the lives he and Nell had had together, mentally replacing every stick of furniture. He'd come to Berlin with no expectation of seeing Nell and none that she would want to see him. Seeing her at all just before the Hannah Schneider cock-up had been chance — pure chance and disaster.

Erno must have heard his feet on the bare boards and shuffled up the stairs, carpet slippers and cardigan, whatever the weather.

"Eh, Joe."

"What have you heard, Erno?"

"Come downstairs. I have a fire of nicely burning evidence. Come warm yourself at the flames of guilt."

Light scarcely penetrated Erno's room. The seasons never changed. Something always to be concealed from the sun, something always needing to be consumed by fire.

Erno stuck a mug of black coffee in Wilderness's hands, flicked open the stove door, raked through the "evidence." Eulenspiegel the cat wove his way between Wilderness's legs, motor running.

"I heard," Erno began. "That things did not go exactly as planned."

"Nell?"

"Yes. Nell. She came here before breakfast yesterday. I have your gun and your passport — the fake I made you in the name of Schellenberg."

"Keep 'em, Erno. Just in case hang on to them."

"Will anyone come looking?

"Doubt it. Burne-Jones is here to bail me out. And Marte Mayerling wants to put it all behind her."

"Großer Gott. Why?"

"I don't know. What was it you said about masks? About Hannah Schneider being the assumption of innocence on her part?"

"Not quite. Are you saying she wants to stay as Hannah Schneider? To become Hannah Schneider?"

(Continues…)


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