The Vampire's Touch: A midlife paranormal mystery thriller

The vampires want to turn us all. I just want to turn the channel.

I never expected Mr. Jubbles of Yeehaw Junction, Florida, to return to my inn. After all, the last time he stayed here, he witnessed a monster invasion and was scolded for stealing towels.

I really didn't expect him to be attacked and drained by a vampire in my pantry while stealing cocktail peanuts. Nor, for me to be accused of his murder.

Things only go downhill from there.

The fiend who attacked Mr. Jubbles is the world's old...