There's a Hole in my Bagpipes, Wee Hamish, Wee Hamish

'There's a hole in my bagpipes, wee Hamish, wee Hamish, There's a hole in my bagpipes, wee Hamish, a hole! Then stitch it wee Lachie, wee Lachie, wee Lachie, Then stitch it wee Lachie, wee Lachie, stitch it! With what shall I stitch it, wee Hamish, wee Hamish? With what shall I stitch it, wee Hamish, with what?'

A surreal and hilarious Scottish twist on a much-lov...