This Dating Thing: a movie buff's memoir

What can possibly go wrong in the adult dating pool if you never splashed in the kiddie pool as a teen?

Young Todd wants a better married life than his parents have, but his distracted dad and passive-aggressive mom offer little guidance. His dad's departing concerns are morning sit-ups while wearing bright red, teeny-tiny briefs and hooking up with fellow real estate agents while his mom "protects" him from the evils of Batman and steals his peanut butter sandwiches: "You're only feeding yo...