Tit Me With Your Best Shot

Nick "Odd Duck" D'Onofrio is a thirty-eight-year-old retired, undefeated MMA fighter with four goals: open a gym in his hometown of Tuft Swallow, learn to play cornhole without embarrassing himself, amass the largest collection of rubber ducks the world has ever seen, and start a family. The first three are coming along nicely. It's just the last one he's having a hard time with. No matter what he does, he just can't seem to find "the one".

At least, he couldn't-until he ran into the woman o...