Too Few Donuts... Too Many Honey Do Lists!

"Get another job in finance. Make a quick killing and retire again in another year!" (As soon as I get the oil changed in my wife's car!)
"Forget the want-ads in the newspapers – those are so Eighties! Just go to the monster!" (Sure, right after I fix the attic steps.)
"Move south." (But first I have to trim the shrubs and paint the bedroom.)
Early retirement from the company that had employed him over thirty years, Jerry now wrestles with what to do with his life.
Still on the short side of ...