Too Stupid to Visit: and other collections of funny bits
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Are there intelligent life forms out there in the universe?
Well yeah. No one’s visited us yet.
Have you noticed that more and more athletes are saying a quick
prayer at the starting line?
A clear admission that you can’t possibly win without divine
intervention - yeah, that’ll really psych out your opponents.
And this ‘bigger is better’ thing - completely illogical.
Anyone can shoot a moose that’s just standing there.
If you really wanna brag, hang a pair of chipmunk ears on your wall.
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Well yeah. No one’s visited us yet.
Have you noticed that more and more athletes are saying a quick
prayer at the starting line?
A clear admission that you can’t possibly win without divine
intervention - yeah, that’ll really psych out your opponents.
And this ‘bigger is better’ thing - completely illogical.
Anyone can shoot a moose that’s just standing there.
If you really wanna brag, hang a pair of chipmunk ears on your wall.
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