Too Stupid to Visit: and other collections of funny bits

by Jass Richards

Overview

Too Stupid to Visit (and other collections of funny bits) is a themed collection of bits from Jass Richards' non-existent stand-up career. Includes Too Stupid to Visit, We Should Put a Crocodile in There, Born that Way, Let the Cows Loose, Jass Richards does Europe, and Other Funny Bits.

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"... wretchedly funny." C. Mike Rice, Realworldatheism

 

"Your material is fabulous! It reminds me so much of George Carlin. ..." Gemini Rising

 

"Ya made me snort root beer out my nose!" Moriah Jovan, The Proviso

 

"Jass is a comedy genius. ... reminiscent of Monty Python ... " May Arend, Brazilian Bookworm

Product Details

ISBN-13:	9781926891903
Publisher:	Magenta
Publication date:	10/05/2021
Sold by:	Barnes & Noble
Format:	eBook
Pages:	106
File size:	346 KB

About the Author

Jass Richards (jassrichards.com) has a Master's degree in Philosophy and for a (very) brief time was a stand-up comic (now she's more of a sprawled-on-the-couch comic). Despite these attributes, she has received four Ontario Arts Council grants. In addition to her Rev and Dylan series (The Road Trip Dialogues, The Blasphemy Tour, License to Do That, and The ReGender App), which has reportedly made at least one person snort root beer out her nose, she has written This Will Not Look Good on My Resume (shortlisted for the Rubery Book Award), followed by its sequel Dogs Just Wanna Have Fun ('nuff said). She has also written the perfect cottage-warming gift, TurboJetslams: Proof #29 of the Non-Existence of God (which, along with License to Do That, made it to Goodreads' Fiction Books That Opened Your Eyes To A Social Or Political Issue list), its sequel, CottageEscape.zyx: Satan Takes Over, and a (way)-off-the-beaten-path first contact novel, A Philosopher, A Psychologist, and an Extraterrestrial Walk into a Chocolate Bar, along with its supplemental Jane Smith's Translation Dictionary of Everyday Lies, Insults, Manipulations, and Clueless Comments. Lastly, she has published a collection of her stand-up bits, titled Too Stupid to Visit and other collections of funny bits. Excerpts from her several books have appeared in The Cynic Online Magazine, in Contemporary Monologues for Young Women (vol.3) and 222 More Comedy Monologues, and on Erma Bombeck's humor website. Her one-woman play Substitute Teacher from Hell received its premiere performance by Ghost Monkey Productions in Winnipeg. Her worst-ever stand-up moment occurred in Atlanta at a for-blacks-only club (apparently). Her best-ever stand-up moment occurred in Toronto when she made the black guy fall off his stool because he was laughing so hard at her Donovan Bailey joke. (The guy set a world record for running the 100M in 9.84 seconds, yeah? Big wup. My dog can do better than that. 'Course, she's black too.)

Table of Contents

Too Stupid to Visit

We Should Put a Crocodile in There

Born that Way, Let the Cows Loose

Jass Richards does Europe

Other Funny Bits