Too Stupid to Visit: and other collections of funny bits

Are there intelligent life forms out there in the universe?
Well yeah. No one’s visited us yet.

Have you noticed that more and more athletes are saying a quick
prayer at the starting line?
A clear admission that you can’t possibly win without divine
intervention - yeah, that’ll really psych out your opponents.

And this ‘bigger is better’ thing - completely illogical.
Anyone can shoot a moose that’s just standing there.
If you really wanna brag, hang a pair of chipmunk ears on your wall.

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