U for Euphemism: A Collection of Funny yet Profound Aphorisms

"A true friend makes your problem their problem."

"We ought to be thankful, not only for what we have, but also for what we do not have."

"Some people have compassion for even strangers, but not for their own bodies."

"Whenever He answers prayers, God usually prioritizes those by people who, instead of their mouths, have prayed or are praying with their hands and/or feet."

"It takes courage to stand up for what you believe in, and stupidity to kill for it."

AND 300+ OTHER APHORISMS

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