Unenlightened: Confessions of an Irreverent Yoga Teacher

So you’ve been doing yoga for how long now? And admit it: you have questions beyond the poses and pose sequences you’ve seen in yoga books (yawn), biographies of gurus and sages (double yawn), and yoga philosophy (triple yawn). You have real
questions.Questions like, how much flexibility do I need to be enlightened? And how long does it take to get there—the flexibility,
that is, because that’s easier to show off to my family than enlightenment?

Your teacher is telling you to breathe deeply a...